Being Single Quotes
74Quotes on Singlehood you Would Love
These are some very inspirational quotes collected from various sources just to motivate and are only to be used as inspiration . I guess it is better to be single than to be with someone you don't even like!
Happy 'Being Single' Quotes
"You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose."
- Jo Courdert
"You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere."
- Anonymous
"I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries."
- Theodore Isaac Rubin
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- Dr. Seuss
"Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand."
- Anonymous
"Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special."
- Anonymous
"Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess up your own room, your credit report or even your life."
- Sayali Patil
"When you're single, your pockets will jingle."
- Anonymous
"About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them."
- Judy Carter
"Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon."
- Anonymous
"Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you and taking charge of your own life."
- Omkar Phatak
"If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only."
- Rahul Thadani
"Life is full of attachments, so being single is a state of inadvertent denial."
- Rashida Khilawala
Being Single Quotes for Men
"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."
- Garry Shandling
"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility."
- Michael Douglas
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them."
- Sex in the City
"I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know."
- Garry Shandling
"A man needs a woman…. well, a man needs a woman."
- Anonymous
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
- Lynn Lavner
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart
Being Single Quotes for Women
"I think, therefore I'm single."
- Liz Winston
"I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves."
- Shirley MacLaine
"Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile."
- Mae West
"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."
- Sex and the City
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
- Anonymous
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
- Anonymous
"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."
- Sex and the City
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These are hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
"I'm not looking for a sexy woman,I'm looking for a sexy HEART"
BEING SINGLE IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BOND WITH YOURSELF..AND KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE...
Those are amazing thanks guys! : )
Being single is amazing. but i dont know if im happy
being single sometimes is very sad, lonely .... what i've discovered is no one owes you happiness, happiness comes within you... and enjoy every bite of it,who knows you mite end up finding your missing piece
i really love the blog :D more quotes please..
It's JO COUDERT ! Not Jo CouRdert !! WTF is wrong with you.. ?!
gr8 ......
Being AlONE is not same as LONELY..
id rather be alone than be with someone who's half there and half not :)
im single lik a pringle :)
very nice..
Being single itz another way to show that you are more depedent than what people think.........!! I love this blog
lyk it :)
Imprisoned as a juvenile for armed robbery, released on my own recognisince. Pregnant teenage girl bye a man with no father makes marraige make perfect sense. However, there doesn't seem to be much difference in marriage and imprisonment. Took 15 years to figure out that being single is the only way to be free. But all these women are starting to confuse me.
Single is not a status.Its a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others
Single like a dollar, and not looking for change
Thank you for a bit of fun and laughter.
Considering the amount of infidelity in relationships and rising divorce rates, im glad i stayed single. Forever Alone? Maybe. I'd rather spare myself the heartache and take the long, lonesome road through life.
i think being single is happy enough :)
don't waste your time crying over someone who wouldn't cry over you.
I was much lonelier when I was married than I am now I am single. I smile more now.
SINGLE but nw with experience
My dad died 4 weeks ago and said to me "Dont depend on someone to make you happy, you will be a long time waiting and will always be disappointed. make your own happiness and always think of number one first xx
being a single is the essence of being alOne










bensal 22 months ago
being single doesn't mean that you are selfish it means that you don't want to be hurt..